Once Upon A Newbie

Today I realized that I have a mild obsession for doing things. Right now, my obsession is to do everything in my power NOT to do the things that I should be. I am a list-maker, I make lists like it's my fucking job (is there any such job like that, and if so please let me know as I am currently searching, *wink*.) I have papers taped to my bed (with a plethera of pens on stand-by) telling me, "Hey, Diane. You should probably go to the post office today. That way you can get rid of this awful movie you just watched (called Once, it was simply terrible, with the exception of the music but let me tell you the rest was borrrrring) and await the new dvd (3rd season of Arrested Development, I'm heavily leaking.)" Or, there's the always constant reminder to shower that day, or to eat and take my pills. Staples. Sometimes, though, it's hard not to get side-tracked by things. Whoosh, I am GOOD at that! If there was an award for "Biggest Procrastinator," I would certainly be in the running. There's another award I've always (by always I mean 18 and older) felt should belong to me, but that's a private for another time that only a select few actually get to experience. Ahem. Too much? Anyway, I suppose it's time to scratch something off the list. Shower, maybe? *Sniff* Hmm...