the number ONE REASON: fucking a, man. i can cook. i hate to love to say it, but my cooking will chip away at your soul... and, honestly, isn't that what food is supposed to do? make you feel? i've had many a conversation with friends about what they prefer; food or sex? and guess what always wins? food. damn skippy. how many times has a peanut butter and jelly disappointed you? when has a (true) bagel never hit the right spots? food is the eternal haven in which we all search for... deny it and you are lost.
two. i can't clean, but i'm damn good at directing people. i really don't have much to say about this. i suck at cleaning. as long as it's not greasy, it's good. don't judge me.
three. the many other things that are to be offered. music, for one. how can you deny something that moves you? it doesn't matter the tone, as long as the sound makes you do more... for me, joni. cactus tree is possibly the most amazing song ever. but, then, you have a song such as hallelujah. many people to choose from... too many right? but, oh, jeff buckley and his pathetically beautiful existence make me wish to be more than who i am....
g-ddamit. i now sound like a flea market.
Haha I love this post and it totally makes me miss you so much! First off, you are definitely a great catch! Two, there is no reason you should be married right now! We are only 27 (well you are and I almost am). You are out there experiencing life and collecting tons of stories that one day you can tell your husband and kids - nothing will ever replace that so live it up while you can. Third, it makes me litterally LOL that you even mentioned the cleaning thing - 'you direct people' haha! Might just want to leave that one off the list hahahah. Four, you can cook but comparing that to sex... hmmm, don't know about that one - think it might be a tie...
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