seesters!

For the past (almost) week, I have been campaigning for my sister to write me an e-mail. I know this sounds ridiculous, but it seems that whenever I write her an in e-mail I either get a one-word answer or no answer at all. This is a problem because I love her and want to know what's going on with her life. It hasn't been easy being this far away from someone I love this much. It makes me realize how poor I am at keeping in touch with people. Regardless, I shouldn't have to pull any teeth to get her to write me. And yet, here I am yanking away! So, here I am, posting on her facebook wall every day. Ha, and I know, I KNOW how much it's pissing her off to look every day and see something new! I can only imagine how obnoxious she thinks I am, which makes me love her even more (and do it even more!)

Anyway, Rachel, I really miss you.

Love,

Seester :)

herein lies the reasons....

As of late, I've decided that I am an exceptional catch... I know, I'm not one to normally a) toot her own horn or b) feel sorry for herself... but these days I'm getting old and quite frankly, feel as if I deserve more than the hand I'm dealt. So, for my own personal gain, I would just like to put out there the reasons in which I should be married now or in the near future.

the number ONE REASON: fucking a, man. i can cook. i hate to love to say it, but my cooking will chip away at your soul... and, honestly, isn't that what food is supposed to do? make you feel? i've had many a conversation with friends about what they prefer; food or sex? and guess what always wins? food. damn skippy. how many times has a peanut butter and jelly disappointed you? when has a (true) bagel never hit the right spots? food is the eternal haven in which we all search for... deny it and you are lost.

two. i can't clean, but i'm damn good at directing people. i really don't have much to say about this. i suck at cleaning. as long as it's not greasy, it's good. don't judge me.

three. the many other things that are to be offered. music, for one. how can you deny something that moves you? it doesn't matter the tone, as long as the sound makes you do more... for me, joni. cactus tree is possibly the most amazing song ever. but, then, you have a song such as hallelujah. many people to choose from... too many right? but, oh, jeff buckley and his pathetically beautiful existence make me wish to be more than who i am....

g-ddamit. i now sound like a flea market.