Koumpounophobia

Tonight, I learned that my extraordinarily irrational and strange fear of buttons has a name; koumpounophobia. There are no words to explain how happy and excited I am to know that more people than just ME are grossed out/frightened of buttons. Yesssss...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Koumpounophobia

I know, I know... Urban Dictionary may not be the most reliable source, BUT it describes the way I feel perfectly. Totally do wash my hands after touching buttons, and definitely get a weird feeling on my insides when I see them. Especially henleys, they are the absolute worst. They just look dirty and blech.

So, friends, make fun of me all you want! I shall now revel in the fact that I am a koumpounophobe. Victory!!